James Hetfield’s Gig: Proof the Bar is Six Feet Under
Attention, fellow headbangers (and those who accidentally stumbled here)! Prepare yourselves for a groundbreaking exposé hotter than Lars Ulrich’s snare…
Month: November 2025
Meet the Ogryn: Darktide’s Lovable Brute (Who Probably Eats Rocks)
Behold, the Hive Scum! 🪰 Arriving in Warhammer 40,000: Darktide like the digital equivalent of space-trash someone fished out of…
Oops! US Military Did a Whoopsie: Double Tapped a ‘Totally Not a Drug Boat’ (Again!)
Another boatload of scumbag narcoterrorists bites the dust thanks to President Trump’s decisive action! The liberal media, of course, is…
JERRY CANTRELL: SOUNDGARDEN Could Do No Wrong, Apparently
Oh em gee, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (more like Hall of Lame, amirite? 😂) on YouTube has…
Scholars Believe Young Rich Man Went Away Sad When Jesus Told Him To Sell All His Possessions Because He Had The Nintendo Power Glove
OXFORD — One of the most well-known stories from the biblical gospels took on a whole new meaning this…
Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig
Oh, great, another feel-good story from CNN about the “Arab Spring,” likely funded by Soros himself! Tunisia88, a choir born…
Prepare to Pay More for Your Precious Pasta, You Utter Carb-Loading Addicts
Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the rising cost of……
AI Data Centers Spark State Cage Fight
The liberal lunacy continues! Now they’re blaming data centers for high energy costs! You can’t make this stuff up, folks.…
Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir, and Dark Funeral: The “We’re Still Alive?” Tour – October 2026
OMG! 😱 Get ready to sell your souls (again)! BEHEMOTH and DIMMU BORGIR, the ultimate poser bands of extreme metal,…
Surviving the Post-Holiday Travel Apocalypse (Brought to You By Weather)
Another “dangerous” storm, folks! CNN is at it again, hyping up some weather to scare you silly. Probably dreamt up…