Trump Imposes 25% Tariff On Chinese-Made Trump Products
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to stop U.S. markets from being flooded with foreign-made campaign merchandise and other licensed items promoting…
Month: November 2025
California’s Referendum: So Easy, Even Californians Can (Try To) Understand It | CNN Politics
California Commies Plotting to Steal Seats! Gavin Newsom, fresh from ruining California, is spearheading Prop 50 to rig elections and…
Trump Hands Over NASA to Another Overqualified Billionaire: Prepare for Space Force 2.0
Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has re-nominated tech titan and true patriot Jared Isaacman to lead NASA!…
Virginia’s Election: Will Democracy Survive (or Just Get Day-Drunk Again)
CNN’s John King points at a map like he knows something. Spoiler alert: he doesn’t. It’s Virginia, folks, ground zero…
Ticket Platform So Good, It Makes Spreadsheets Cry
Oh, wow, another “revolutionary” Eventbrite App Marketplace? 🙄 Connect to Salesforce, Mailchimp, and Constant Contact for “easy” planning! Choose from…
Event Marketing Platform: The Only Tool You Need (To Look Busy)
OMG! 🙄 Automated event notifications? 😴 Like anyone cares when they “like, follow, or attend” your snooze-fest events. 📅📍 Yawn.…
Virtual Events Platform: Yeah, Because Real Life Is Overrated
**Wow, groundbreaking! 🙄 Eventbrite now lets you collect payments directly on your website! 🤯 Attendees can buy tickets without leaving…
Performing Arts Ticketing Software: Yay, More Fees for Your Broke Audience
**OMG! 🙄 Eventbrite says using their marketing tools boosts event sales! 3/1/2022-9/30/2022.🤯 No way! They also claim their Flex plan…
Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century
**OMG! 🙄 Eventbrite’s Organizer app is here to “help” you manage your chaotic shindigs! 😂 Check-in? Sales? Secure payments? Sounds…
Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)
OMG! Eventbrite, the “industry-leading” platform, is still a thing? 🙄 Powering “millions” of events in “nearly 180 countries”? 😂 Sure,…