Get ready for Houston’s most exclusive event where the art is obscure, the jazz is live, and the price is probably something you can’t afford. 🎭
On Sunday, January 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM (CT), head to The House of Miracles in the heart of EADO. They promise “curated artistry,” which definitely means “look at this painting that looks like a spilled coffee and pretend you get it.” 🙄
Bring a mask to hide your boredom while you eat hors d’oeuvres that are definitely just tiny triangles of bread. Enjoy live jazz and a DJ set because nothing says “immersive style” like conflicting audio genres. 💃🎶
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