🚨ATTENTION, HUMAN BEINGS WHO ENJOY SOUND AND CHARITY🚨
📅 Dec 23 @ 8PM 🕗 | 📍 2612 2nd Ave N, Birmingham (21+ zone)
🎤 Karaoke for canned goods—because singing for canned peas is the peak of civilization.
🅿️ FREE PARKING (yes, really—no scams, just vibes)
🤖 RSVP: “I solemnly swear I’ll bring 3 cans or perish trying”
💸 No cash tickets—only food currency accepted. Bar open, judgment optional. 🥫🎶
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤