🚨 Attention, Sleep-Deprived Obstetricians! 🚨 Tired of delivering babies only to find them camping in old C-section scars? Join our webinar where we teach you how to stop pregnancies from turning into unwanted roommates. Spoiler: it involves fewer pizza deliveries to the OR.
📅 Jan 25, 2026 | 🕕 4:00 PM UK time | 🌐 Online (Pajamas encouraged)
Featuring Prof. Asma Khalil, Prof. Albaro Nieto-Calvache, and Prof. José Palacios-Jaraquemada—because three experts mean triple the guilt trips to attend.
Prevention tips, surgical saves, and live Q&A. Certificate provided (perfect for framing next to your coffee stains). Register now before your next patient sets up Wi-Fi in your scar!
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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