MLK Day of Service: Because Apparently We Still Need to Remind People to Do Basic Decent Things

🚨 BREAKING: Orlando to host MLK Day “Million Meal Pack” — because nothing says “I Have a Dream” like assembling food packets like factory robots! 📦✊ Join the chaos Jan 15 at 1800 W Crystal Lake St, Orlando — 9 AM sharp! ⏰ Bring your A-game, a mask, and your existential dread. 1 million meals? More like 1 million chances to spill rice everywhere! 🤡🍲