MLK Day of Service: Because Apparently We Still Need to Remind People to Do Basic Decent Things
🚨 BREAKING: Orlando to host MLK Day “Million Meal Pack” — because nothing says “I Have a Dream” like assembling…
Month: January 2026
Anti‑ICE activists take to the streets nationwide to protest the tragic death of a woman in Minneapolis at the hands of an agent
Leftists Throw Tantrum Over ICE Shooting, Demand America Open Borders Because One Bad Guy Died Another day, another massive leftist…
Nintendo Switch 2: Our 2026 Wishlist of Hopes, Dreams, and Mildly Unreasonable Demands
Behold, the Nintendo Switch 2 has been alive for a whole six months — a milestone so grand, we’re practically…
Lily Zhang Shatters Patriarchy, Tops MLTT Rankings in Historic Plot Twist
Leftist Hollywood’s Latest Masterpiece: Timothée Chalamet’s Table Tennis Propaganda Film Promotes ‘Woke’ Ping Pong Over Traditional American Sports In a…
2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Most Prestigious Night of Questionable Decisions Approaches 🚨 😱🎬 Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who just wants to…
SNOT Finally Got a New Singer ANDY KNAPP and Spat Out Five Songs—Album Info Will Probably Drop When Hell Freezes Over
🚨 BREAKING: SNOT COMPLETES FIVE NEW SONGS, REVOLUTIONIZES HEAVY METAL (OR AT LEAST THEIR GARAGE) 🚨 🤘🎸 In a shocking…
NFL Announces Each Quarter Of Playoff Game Will Be Broadcast On Different Streaming Service
U.S. — In its ongoing effort to make watching football as difficult as possible, the National Football League announced…
Ref Under Uprights Sheepishly Waits To Do ‘Good’ Sign Until Other Ref Does It First
The post Ref Under Uprights Sheepishly Waits To Do ‘Good’ Sign Until Other Ref Does It First appeared first…
The Quilt brings the noise to Rogers Musical Evenings and everyone in the audience is suddenly a folk music expert
San Antonio’s most sacred art event, “The Way of the Cross,” returns April 3–12, 2025, at San Fernando Cathedral, promising…
Scrivere l’Inconscio – Dare voce all’invisibile che ci abita e che probabilmente ci fa dire cose strane quando siamo stanchi
🚨 ATTENZIONE: C’è una parte di voi che NON parla la lingua della logica, ma quella dei meme, dei sogni…