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Day: March 23, 2026

Oil Prices Skyrocket as War Threats Loom: Global Energy Body Declares Iran Shock More Epic Than the 1970s Oil Crises (and That’s Saying Something!)
Economic Turmoil Looms as Tensions Escalate
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Oil Prices Skyrocket as War Threats Loom: Global Energy Body Declares Iran Shock More Epic Than the 1970s Oil Crises (and That’s Saying Something!)

Big ElephantMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Oil prices surged on Monday following threats of fresh attacks on Middle Eastern energy facilities by the United States and…

Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard
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Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard

FinnMarch 23, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Opening his eyes after nodding off for several minutes at his desk in the Oval Office, President Donald Trump…

Sewer in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
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Sewer in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 23, 2026

Metalcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Weight Shift in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
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Weight Shift in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 23, 2026

Progressive sludge from Asheville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

We Follow The Earth in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
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We Follow The Earth in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 23, 2026

Doom/sludge from Winston-Salem, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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