ChatGPT Convinces Sam Altman To Kill Humanity
SAN FRANCISCO—Stressing to him that the elimination of the entire planet’s populace was the only solution to his problems,…
Day: March 26, 2026
Masterclass Modo Avión Cómo salvar tu trabajo de ser robado por inteligencia artificial
Vivimos en un momento loco 🤯, todos quieren aprender sobre IA 🤖. El lunes 13.04.2026 a las 19:00 horas 🕖,…
‘These were ISIS-inspired actions’: 2 dudes charged after IEDs are tossed near Mayor Mamdani’s crib
Just Another Day in Democrat Utopia: NYC Under Siege by “ISIS-Inspired” Clowns Oh look, it’s just another peaceful protest in…
Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks
Get ready to freak out with Soft Cell’s latest release, because Soft Cell is back with a bang, or should…
Jimmy Kimmel To Write Script For New ‘Godfather’ Sequel
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a special joint announcement with legendary filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola, late-night talk show host…
Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?
Oh look, Nintendo decided to drop a new character poster right before the release of *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*,…
Dying Light: The Beast Unleashes the Restored Land Edition Apocalypse Across Every Platform Known to Humanity and Possibly a Few Unknown Ones
Well, well, well — look who decided to grace us with yet another reason to never leave our couches! Techland,…
30 Days of Night: Now in 4K Because Your TV Deserves More Vampire Gore in Its Life
Oh great, another re-release of a film that’s older than your grandma’s dentures. This time, it’s “30 Days of Night”…
Scary Movie gets a poster — because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!
Twenty-six years after surviving the most recognizable Halloween costume in cinematic history, the Core Four are back to prove that…
Olympics Bans All Balls From Women’s Sports
LAUSANNE — In a landmark statement intended to simultaneously clarify lingering questions regarding trans athletes in events and prevent…