Lazy TSA workers finally get paid to do their job
Oh boy, are the fake news outlets at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with…
Month: March 2026
U.D.O. Finally Emerges From Retirement Home To Announce New Album That Will Definitely Not Give You A Midlife Crisis In Early 2027 Because Who Needs Timely Releases Anyway
In a shocking turn of events, the one and only Udo Dirkschneider, the former ACCEPT and current U.D.O. and DIRKSCHNEIDER…
Whiny TSA agent wants special treatment and endless paid vacations too
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…
KREATOR Made a Music Video For ‘Loyal To The Grave’ and It’s Totally Not a Desperate Cry For Relevance Inspired by a 28-Year-Old Movie
Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shredding, and soul-crushing metal music, because the German/Finnish/French thrash metal legends KREATOR have just dropped…
Xbox Games Showcase and Gears of War E-Day Direct Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Excuses to Avoid Doing Chores in June
The Xbox Games Showcase is back, and it’s going to be a wild ride, folks 🎉👀. This year, it’s coinciding…
Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that it will be supporting Marathon for “many years” to come,…
Cruel, Heartless Wife Goes On Fun Girls’ Weekend Leaving Poor Husband All Alone And Lonely And Helpless
   TOLEDO, OH — Local wife Aubrey Jackson reportedly left the house for 72 hours on a girls’ weekend, cruelly…
This is Hank. He is incredibly enthusiastic about this plumbing project!
Hank is definitely the project manager here. Zero physical work, 100% supervision Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…
Obama’s failures lead to high oil prices naturally
It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…