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Month: March 2026

The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste
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The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste

FinnMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Okay, let’s get this straight. The Academy Awards are meant to be the pinnacle of cinematic achievement—the gold standard for…

Iran’s New Hobby: Mine Crafting in the Strait of Hormuz
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Iran’s New Hobby: Mine Crafting in the Strait of Hormuz

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again! Those Iranian terrorists are at it again, this time trying to choke off our…

Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Trump’s Bold New Air Force One Paint Job Sparks Liberal Meltdown It’s official—President Donald Trump has once again proven he…

Babylon Bee

9 Most Dangerous Places To Be A Christian

FinnMarch 10, 2026

    While many American Evangelicals often lose sight of it, the reality is that there are still places throughout the…

Founder Of Noma Restaurant Faces Abuse Allegations
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Founder Of Noma Restaurant Faces Abuse Allegations

FinnMarch 10, 2026

       Dozens of former employees accused Danish chef René Redzepi, who co-founded Noma, widely regarded as one of the best…

Babylon Bee

Toddler Review: ‘Peek-A-Boo’ Is An Unpredictable Mind Game That Shocks and Delights The Senses

FinnMarch 10, 2026

    Put away your Alphabet Blocks and get ready to live. Peek-a-Boo is an advanced game of trickery; an unpredictable…

Babylon Bee

CNN Reports On Japanese Teenagers Who Came To Hawaii For What Could’ve Been Beautiful Day At Beach

FinnMarch 10, 2026

    U.S. — CNN reported this morning that several Japanese teenagers traveled to Hawaii for what could have been a…

Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go
The Onion

Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go

FinnMarch 10, 2026

       MILWAUKEE—Dismissing the concerns of loved ones as seriously lacking in perspective, local woman Sara Heston, 32, argued Tuesday that…

Babylon Bee

Iran Warns U.S. It Has Huge Stockpile Of Supreme Leaders

FinnMarch 10, 2026

    TEHRAN — Amid rumors that the newly chosen Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei had been injured in an airstrike, the Iranian…

Resident Evil Requiem Director Spills Beans on Fresh Story Bits and Mini-Game Madness Brewing!
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Resident Evil Requiem Director Spills Beans on Fresh Story Bits and Mini-Game Madness Brewing!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Resident Evil Requiem Director Confirms More Content Is Coming, Because Five Million Sales Wasn’t Enough To Make Him Rich Well,…

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