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Month: March 2026

Poll: Nearly 1 In 10 Adults Have Postponed Retirement Due To Healthcare Costs
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Poll: Nearly 1 In 10 Adults Have Postponed Retirement Due To Healthcare Costs

FinnMarch 14, 2026

       A survey from West Health-Gallup found that nearly one in 10 adults say they’ve postponed retirement because of healthcare…

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“Primeros auxilios para la salud mental de los jóvenes: porque la adultez es un desastre y alguien tiene que salvarlos”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

¿Listo para ser un héroe sin capa? MHFA te enseña a identificar, entender y responder a signos de enfermedades mentales…

Events

OFFICIAL RIVER NORTH BAR CRAWL: Irish You Were Here (5th Annual) — Because Who Needs Liver Cells Anyway?

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Here’s the article rewritten in a satirical, funny style with trolling: Attention all degenerate drinkers! Get ready to celebrate St.…

Events

“Black Girl Book Fair: Where Melanin Meets the Written Word and Pages Turn into Shade”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

**🎉 Book Fair or Book Fail? 📚** The *Black Girl Book Fair* is here to disrupt mainstream publishing—because who needs…

Events

Elle Kennedy & Sara Cate Hit Reno for a Love Song Party!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Attention, book nerds and desperate romantics! Elle Kennedy is coming to Reno, and you’re not invited unless you buy a…

Filth in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Filth in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Hip-hop influenced heavy metal band from Shelby, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Autumn Lies Buried in Gastonia, NC (03/13/2026)
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Autumn Lies Buried in Gastonia, NC (03/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

5 piece metal band from Clarksville, TN, mixing heavy riffs and rapping Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

2000s-inspired nu metal/grunge band from Punta Gorda, FL Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Jaw Jacked in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Jaw Jacked in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Spartanburg, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

No Sign Of Life in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
Videos

No Sign Of Life in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Slam-Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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