Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace
The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTÖRHEAD’s machine gun…
Month: March 2026
Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway
Apple has just announced its latest lineup for Apple Arcade, and it’s a doozy — or, at least, that’s what…
“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire
Hold on to your popcorn, folks, because the 2026 Golden Raspberry Awards just dropped, and the cinematic dumpster fire of…
‘Merely A Flesh Wound!’ Says Legless Torso Of Iranian Ayatollah
TEHRAN — The legless torso of newly-appointed Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei assured the world that the loss of his legs…
Rent Now, Cry Later: How Borrowers Get a Taste of Power Before the Bills Hit Like a Freight Train
Rent Now, Pay Later? Just Another Liberal Scheme to Keep Americans Trapped in Debt! Well, well, well, folks! Here we…
Two Weeks of War: Trump’s Epic Iran Fail and the Chaos Crew’s Damage Control Mode | CNN Politics
War with Iran spirals out of control as Trump’s shock-and-awe strategy backfires Less than two weeks into President Trump’s war…
Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question
Radical “Researcher” Claims to Be the Savior of Democracy In a stunning display of narcissism, wannabe politician Kat Abughazaleh is…
Remembering Phil Campbell from Motorhead
Phil Campbell: 1961-2026 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
JohnMartin’s 33rd Annual St. Patrick’s Street Festival: Where Green Beer Flows Like the River Shannon and Shamrocks Outnumber Common Sense!
Sat, March 14, join us for the 33rd Annual JohnMartin’s St. Patrick’s Street Festival ft. Live Bands, Entertainment, Drinks, Food…
Pyjama Poetry Party: Hollie McNish & Laurie Bolger’s Bedtime Bash
**Attention all sleepyheads and poetry lovers!** Get ready to snuggle up in your PJs for a night of *motherhood madness*…