A new study revealed that sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, painkillers, and other substances, with such contaminants increasingly found in tourism-driven marine environments. What do you think?
“And to think my kid looks up to these sharks.”
Tristan Weiss, Dividend Calculator
“So that’s why they never stop swimming.”
Sierra Ibarra, Cloak Retailer
“If sharks need to reach out for some help I’m always available to talk.”
Joel Valentine, Flag Hoister
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A new study revealed that sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, painkillers, and other substances, with such contaminants increasingly found in tourism-driven marine environments. What do you think?
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