TMZ, the tabloid news organization known for sensationalized celebrity gossip, has opened a Washington bureau and turned its sights on politicians. What do you think?
“We’ve gone too long not knowing who Chuck Grassley canoodles with.”
Giulia Ricci, Retired Diarist
“Maybe they’ll catch Trump saying something scandalous on camera.”
Xander Anagnos, Gallery Sweeper
“I’ve always wanted to see Stephen Miller’s beach body.”
Thomas Whitehorse, Automation Proponent
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TMZ, the tabloid news organization known for sensationalized celebrity gossip, has opened a Washington bureau and turned its sights on politicians. What do you think?
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Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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