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Day: April 20, 2026

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 20, 2026

She's the whole reason he drinks Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Pope attacks our great leader, what a total loser move obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pope attacks our great leader, what a total loser move obviously

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest “scandals” surrounding our fearless…

Wow, North Korea failed to contain some nobody who escaped
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow, North Korea failed to contain some nobody who escaped

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and…

Democrat losers rigging elections as usual with fake maps
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat losers rigging elections as usual with fake maps

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to be triggered by this one! As we all know, our great nation…

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It
The Onion

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

FinnApril 20, 2026

       ST. LOUIS—Voicing frustration as he discussed his lack of even the most rudimentary skills, local man Henry Right told…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Basic Event Ever Downtown First Thursdays featuring a DJ Set by Someone Youve Heard of Janelle Monae

Chuck B. BallsyApril 20, 2026

🪩 DOWNTOWN FIRST THURSDAYS 😂 back in 2026! 🎉 DJs, performances, drag, food, shopping, fashion, and surprises. 🤯 DFT 📅…

Events

Become a Professional Snitch: Prevent in Education Designated Safeguarding Lead Training Now Mandatory

Chuck B. BallsyApril 20, 2026

🤣 Get trained as a Designated Safeguarding Lead in Education 📚 Prevent in Education Designated Safeguarding Lead Training 🚨 📚…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Adventure of Your Life OCN NI Assessment Training Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Quiz

Chuck B. BallsyApril 20, 2026

OCN NI Assessment Training is mandatory 📚 for individuals assessing OCN NI qualifications and/or endorsed courses 🎓, unless they have…

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