Liberal Houston can’t even fix their own toilets apparently
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise and magnificent leadership of…
Month: April 2026
Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously
The absolutely hilarious and utterly pathetic attempts by the fake news media to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s accomplishments…
Jonathan Majors Just Casually Fell Through a Window Because Stunt Training is Overrated and Glass is Just a Suggestion
The drama-filled world of Hollywood has struck again, folks. It seems like the set of Jonathan Majors’ new action movie…
PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX Suddenly Discovers Mental Health Is A Thing And Now He’s An Expert Because He’s Been Sad On Stage For Years
Breaking news: PAPA ROACH’s Jacoby Shaddix is still talking about his feelings 🤯. In a shocking turn of events, the…
Crescendo Awakening Because Your Existence Was Clearly Missing a Dramatic Melodic Buildup
FREE Afternoon Spiritual Experience 🙏 🕉️ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
NASA Starting To Think Stocking Ship With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake
HOUSTON, TX — With the toilet about Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if…
Worst Case Scenario Unfolds: You Now Have to Spend Quality Time with Your Family Seven Whole Days a Week
Get ready to party 🎉 with top DJs on Saturday night 💃🏻, free admission until 11pm 🕰️, call (404) 312-2234…
Get Ready for a Lifetime of Therapy and Questioning Every Life Choice with Be Wellbeing Aware
🤯 Mental Health Awareness session for public and voluntary workforce members 🙌 📅💻 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…
Man Getting Really Excited About Mario Movie After Seeing Critics Hated It
EUGENE, OR — Local man Bennett Stenson has become increasingly excited for the new Mario movie after hearing that…
Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…