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Month: April 2026

Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump and the great progress he’s made…

Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Dad’s genes didn’t even stand a chance 😭
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Dad’s genes didn’t even stand a chance 😭

Chuck B. BallsyApril 4, 2026

Man didn’t even make the starting lineup 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General
The Onion

Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General

FinnApril 4, 2026

       President Donald Trump fired Pam Bondi as attorney general after growing frustrated with her handling of the Jeffrey Epstein…

Events

Taylor Swifts The Eras Tour But This Time With Way More Wigs And Sass Oklahoma City 4/4

Chuck B. BallsyApril 4, 2026

Get ready for a Taylor Swift drag brunch 🍳👑 in Oklahoma City at Santos on 4/4 📅 with seating at…

Events

Biden Finally Figures Out How to Take a Vacation Without Getting Lost THE PRESIDENTS HEADS OUT FOR EASTER WEEKEND

Chuck B. BallsyApril 4, 2026

Get ready for a decayed adventure 🎉 at the Presidents Heads in Williamsburg, Va on Easter weekend 🥚, with 42…

Events

Lidera Como Un Jefe Casi Competente Y Haz Que Tu Equipo No Te Abandone

Chuck B. BallsyApril 4, 2026

Curso Universitario: 🎓 🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

JOHN 5 Has No Clue What MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Doing But He’s Pretty Sure He’ll Show Up For The Free Food And Groupies
Breaking, Music News

JOHN 5 Has No Clue What MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Doing But He’s Pretty Sure He’ll Show Up For The Free Food And Groupies

Chord F. DiscordApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news about MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤘? I mean, who isn’t, right? 🤷‍♂️…

Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots
Breaking, Games News

Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

I’m so excited to dive into Morbid Metal, a game that’s been lurking in the shadows, waiting to unleash its…

Wow, genius move, Donny, because we clearly need that
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow, genius move, Donny, because we clearly need that

Big ElephantApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President…

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