Tucker Carlson Denies Ever Hearing Of This Tucker Carlson Fellow
U.S. — In an explosive interview conducted by The New York Times, media personality Tucker Carlson denied ever hearing…
Day: May 4, 2026
Fake news about poor Rudy, what a total CNN joke
In what can only be described as another tragic episode of “Let’s All Dunk on Rudy”, the media machine has…
FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 FEAR FACTORY is coming out with a new…
Halo Fans Rejoice Because They Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing The Same Games Over And Over Already
We’ve got some “exciting” news for all you Halo fans out there 🚀👀! It seems like we’re not just getting…
Mom Accidentally Opens Wormhole Helping Kid With Fractions
BOUNTIFUL, UT — Local mother Sarah Jenkins was reportedly attempting to explain the difference between a numerator and a…
A hotel employee gets a towel every day to make steps so that the baby ducks
5 star hotel! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Removing a beaver dam because it was blocking water flow
Sometimes beaver dams can cause irreparable damages to farm lands and pastures Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
City Renames Street To Honor Charlie Kirk
The city of Westminster, CA redesignated a street from “All American Way” to “Charlie Kirk Way,” with the mayor…
Relationship Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Two Tanks Of Gas
LOS ANGELES, CA — New data from relationship experts says an engagement ring should cost at least two full…
DISTURBED’s John Moyer Somehow Managed To Not Get Wasted For A Whole Year And Is Still Alive To Tell The Tale
Wow, you guys, it’s a miracle! 🙌 John Moyer, the bassist of DISTURBED, has been sober for a whole year!…