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Day: May 22, 2026

Oh great another genius like Tommy Lee releases a song called ‘Stupid World’ because obviously the world needed more of his expertise on stupidity from his Earth shattering album ‘Tommyland Rides Again’
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Oh great another genius like Tommy Lee releases a song called ‘Stupid World’ because obviously the world needed more of his expertise on stupidity from his Earth shattering album ‘Tommyland Rides Again’

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

Breaking news: Tommy Lee is back with a vengeance, or at least that’s what he thinks 🤣! The infamous MÖTLEY…

Because the World Was Just Missing a Bunch of Superhero Brats Running Around in The Boys Prequel Series Vought Rising
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Because the World Was Just Missing a Bunch of Superhero Brats Running Around in The Boys Prequel Series Vought Rising

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Boys fans are about to get their minds blown by the latest news, and by blown, I mean mildly…

Breakout Band THE WARNING Totally Not Desperately Trying to Be Relevant with New Single Ego
Warning: The Warning is About to Take Over the World with Their New Single "Ego" 🌎💥
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Breakout Band THE WARNING Totally Not Desperately Trying to Be Relevant with New Single Ego

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Warning, the trio of sisters from Monterrey, Mexico, has just released a new single, “Ego”, and it’s about to…

The Mandalorian Got Utterly Destroyed By Solo On Opening Day Because Who Needs Good Writing Anyway
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The Mandalorian Got Utterly Destroyed By Solo On Opening Day Because Who Needs Good Writing Anyway

FinnMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is not exactly breaking the internet with its box office numbers 🤣. According to Deadline, the…

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DNC 2024 Election Autopsy Just Joe Biden’s Actual Autopsy

FinnMay 22, 2026

    U.S. — The Democratic National Committee released its autopsy this week of what went wrong in the 2024 election…

Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice 
The Onion

Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice 

FinnMay 22, 2026

       NEW YORK—Warning that curt greetings and aggressive demands could be a sign someone was a scammer, JPMorgan Chase officials…

Tiger Woods Completes 12-Step AA Program In 9
The Onion

Tiger Woods Completes 12-Step AA Program In 9

FinnMay 22, 2026

       The post Tiger Woods Completes 12-Step AA Program In 9 appeared first on The Onion.    The post Tiger Woods…

Bongzilla at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Bongzilla at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal from Madison, Wisconsin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Putridity at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Putridity at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Solitude Aeturnus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Solitude Aeturnus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Epic Doom Metal from Arlington, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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