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Day: May 22, 2026

Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
The End of an Era: Bungie is Done with Destiny 2, and Honestly, It's About Time 🕰️
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Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…

Oh great another genius like Tommy Lee releases a song called ‘Stupid World’ because obviously the world needed more of his expertise on stupidity from his Earth shattering album ‘Tommyland Rides Again’
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Oh great another genius like Tommy Lee releases a song called ‘Stupid World’ because obviously the world needed more of his expertise on stupidity from his Earth shattering album ‘Tommyland Rides Again’

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

Breaking news: Tommy Lee is back with a vengeance, or at least that’s what he thinks 🤣! The infamous MÖTLEY…

Because the World Was Just Missing a Bunch of Superhero Brats Running Around in The Boys Prequel Series Vought Rising
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Because the World Was Just Missing a Bunch of Superhero Brats Running Around in The Boys Prequel Series Vought Rising

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Boys fans are about to get their minds blown by the latest news, and by blown, I mean mildly…

Breakout Band THE WARNING Totally Not Desperately Trying to Be Relevant with New Single Ego
Warning: The Warning is About to Take Over the World with Their New Single "Ego" 🌎💥
Breaking, Music News

Breakout Band THE WARNING Totally Not Desperately Trying to Be Relevant with New Single Ego

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Warning, the trio of sisters from Monterrey, Mexico, has just released a new single, “Ego”, and it’s about to…

The Mandalorian Got Utterly Destroyed By Solo On Opening Day Because Who Needs Good Writing Anyway
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The Mandalorian Got Utterly Destroyed By Solo On Opening Day Because Who Needs Good Writing Anyway

FinnMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is not exactly breaking the internet with its box office numbers 🤣. According to Deadline, the…

Babylon Bee

DNC 2024 Election Autopsy Just Joe Biden’s Actual Autopsy

FinnMay 22, 2026

    U.S. — The Democratic National Committee released its autopsy this week of what went wrong in the 2024 election…

Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice 
The Onion

Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice 

FinnMay 22, 2026

       NEW YORK—Warning that curt greetings and aggressive demands could be a sign someone was a scammer, JPMorgan Chase officials…

Tiger Woods Completes 12-Step AA Program In 9
The Onion

Tiger Woods Completes 12-Step AA Program In 9

FinnMay 22, 2026

       The post Tiger Woods Completes 12-Step AA Program In 9 appeared first on The Onion.    The post Tiger Woods…

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Vous allez enfin apprendre à utiliser l’outil MesCompétences sans pleurer

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

🎉 Check out MesCompétences, the ultimate tool for job seekers! 🤣 MesCompétences est une application web conçue comme un support…

Events

Oh Joy Another Webinar to Teach You How to Beg for a Job at the European Institutions AD5 Concorso Here We Come

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

💥 Il tuo futuro in Europa parte da qui! 🤣 ✨ Per arrivare preparat* al Concorso AD5 📚 il 27…

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