Oh Joy X-Men 97 is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Mutant Drama in Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love the ’90s? 🤣 It’s…
Day: May 27, 2026
Elon Musk Hits Up Text Thread To See If Any Of His 13 Kids Has Ketamine
      STARBASE, TX—Firing off dozens of messages in less than a minute at 2:30 a.m., Elon Musk reportedly hit up…
White House Announces Iran Deal Completely Done Except For All The Important Parts
   WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite ongoing bombing operations being carried out in recent days, members of the Trump White House…
Oh No: Band Going to Play Something From New Album
   RED ROCKS, CO — Local concertgoers experienced a wave of dread Friday night when indie-rock front man Julian Vance…
Democrats Hopeful Average Texas Voter Wants To Ban Steak And Thinks God Is Gay
   TEXAS — With the field now set for the Texas Senate race, Democrats are hopeful that the average Texan…
BREAKING: ANTHRAX Debuts New Song ‘Its For The Kids’ Because Clearly The World Was Missing A 60 Year Old Man Screaming About Juvenile Delinquency
So, you want to know about ANTHRAX’s new single, “It’s For The Kids”? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, it’s…
The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again
Breaking News: CD PROJEKT RED Finally Announces The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Songs of the Past, Because You Clearly…
Backrooms Review: Because Who Needs Original Ideas When You Can Just Copy Paste Some Spooky Stuff and Call it a Day
Are you tired of sleeping peacefully at night? Do you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a…