Liberal elites buying more fake news outlets to brainwash America
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has…
Month: May 2026
Oh Joy Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Quinta Brunson to Star in the Totally Not Going to be a Disaster Betty Boop Movie
Breaking news: Quinta Brunson is set to star as Betty Boop in a movie that’s definitely not going to be…
Organ Dealer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/120/2026, Pre-Fest event)
Grindcore from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Politicians Begin Offering Tucker Carlson $1 Million To Not Endorse Them
U.S. — Following news that Senator Thomas Massie had lost his bid for re-election, several politicians have reportedly begun…
Apex dance scene (Slayer edition)
Can Charlize Theron survive the end of Taron Egerton’s killer song? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Metallica in Chorzów, Poland (05/19/2026)
Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Gen Zer Dies Of Starvation After DoorDash Driver Gets Flat Tire
NORFOLK, VA — A member of Generation Z reportedly starved to death while waiting for a DoorDash delivery that…
FOO FIGHTERS Release Most Epic Music Video Ever Created by Humans Featuring Extreme Skiing Crew BPC Who Are Probably Better at Life Than You
The FOO FIGHTERS are back with a blast of sonic fury that will blow your mind, or at least make…
Warhorse Studios Finally Decides to Stop Milking Kingdom Come and Now Wants to Ruin Lord of the Rings Too with Their Mediocre Game Design Skills and Overhyped Marketing
Get ready for some epic news, folks! 🎉 Warhorse Studios has finally spilled the beans on what they’ve been cooking…