Fake news CNN trash talks Trumps brilliant art vision
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our great President…
Month: May 2026
Fake news CNN whines about Trump fixing Dem’s HHS mess
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the supposed “issues” with our great President Donald Trump,…
Tips For Supporting Public Media
The Trump administration has targeted NPR, PBS, and their affiliates. The Onion shares tips for supporting public media. Contact…
Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
Alternative metal from Lawrence, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Stone Temple Pilots in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
Alternative rock/grunge from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Dorothy in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
American rock band fronted by songwriter and vocalist Dorothy Martin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
Trump: Americans’ Economic Pain Not A Consideration In Iran Negotiations
President Trump, when asked whether the economic hardships felt by Americans would motivate him to reach a deal with…
Keir Starmer Admits He Has No Idea How To Pronounce His Own Name
LONDON — Prime Minister Keir Starmer, amidst calls for his immediate resignation, sheepishly admitted to having no idea how…
Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Scritti Politti’s iconic album Cupid & Psyche 85 is getting…
Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Warner Bros. has finally decided to treat the Looney…