Smart Man Saves Time By Getting Angry Now Instead Of Waiting Until All The Facts Are Known
ALTOONA, PA — Local man Ted Woods got tired of all the time spent getting angry online. “There’s always…
Month: May 2026
2026 San Francisco “You’ll Never Afford This” Housing Expo
🏠👀 Annual Housing Resource Fair: because adulting is hard 🤣 📅 June 13th, 10am-3pm, University of San Francisco (USF) 📍…
Experts Descend Upon Unsuspecting Parents with Trauma Advice They Never Knew They Needed Live From the Comfort of Your Own Home
🎉 Join the trauma party online! 🎉 🤣 Free seminar by NSW Institute of Trauma and Injury Management (ITIM) 🤣…
Sad what has happened to a once iconic voice
Wish Mariah Carey well Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Finally Decide to Get Off Their Couches and Announce Fall 2026 ‘We’re Not Old Yet But Our Music Is’ Tour
Big News, Folks! 🎉 THE SMASHING PUMPKINS are going on tour… again 🙄. Because, you know, they haven’t toured in,…
Because Who Needs a Real Home When You Can Just Live in a Giant Empty Stadium
Get ready for the most epic online event of the year 🏅👏! The Olympic Studies Research Centre (OSRC) at the…
Liberal crybabies get taxpayer-funded participation trophies for being suspected crooks
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Another stellar example of Democrat-run education in action somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Fake news telling us to inflation-proof, what a joke
Oh, great, another “expert” article trying to tell us that climate change is real and we should be worried. Give…
Financial Experts Recommend Putting Tax Return Toward Dream Sandwich
NEW YORK—Urging Americans to think long-term when considering any financial decisions, experts from Wells Fargo recommended Monday that taxpayers…