200 Stab Wounds in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Ingested in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
Slam/Brutal Death Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
9 Signs ‘Lord of the Rings’ Is Clearly A Pagan Work
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Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
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Local Fan Way More Invested In Success Of Team Than Players On Actual Team Are
SAN DIEGO, CA — The San Diego Padres organization is reportedly concerned about local sports fan Lonny Philbin for…
Celtics Attempt To Lure Giannis By Announcing Payton Pritchard His Brother Now
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China Visit Off To Rough Start After Trump Demands To Negotiate Directly With General Tso
BEIJING — Diplomatic talks between the United States and China reportedly got off to an awkward start after President…
‘The View’ Announces All-New Cast Of Angry, Middle-Aged Women
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OMG You Guys New Counter-Strike 2 Skins are Coming in May 2026 and They’re Probably Going to Break the Bank and Your Social Life
The skin market for Counter-Strike 2 was on fire in May 2026, and I’m not just saying that because I’m…
In Spite Of Novelty Sign, God Declines To Bless This Mess
TAMPA, FL — Heavenly sources have announced that the Almighty has declined to “Bless This Mess” in spite of…