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Month: May 2026

It should be an international crime to have rubbish pile up like this
Videos

It should be an international crime to have rubbish pile up like this

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Gretaaaaa! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Overrated British bands still trying to be American rockstars somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Overrated British bands still trying to be American rockstars somehow

Big ElephantMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatest president this country has ever seen,…

Liberal ladies somehow manage to share single valedictorian title
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal ladies somehow manage to share single valedictorian title

Big ElephantMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow

Big ElephantMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest news with the utmost sarcasm…

Events

Because Clearly the World Was Missing a 4th International Congress on Inclusion and Disability Rights

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

¡Atención a todos! 🚨 💻🎉 Únete al gran encuentro sobre el futuro educativo, IA e inclusión 🤖📚 en el 4to.…

Commencement Speaker Addresses Impenetrable Cloud Of Vape Smoke
The Onion

Commencement Speaker Addresses Impenetrable Cloud Of Vape Smoke

FinnMay 16, 2026

       The post Commencement Speaker Addresses Impenetrable Cloud Of Vape Smoke appeared first on The Onion.    The post Commencement Speaker…

Events

Del Norte Fest: Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Than Listen to Los Dinamicos Del Norte, Los Cadetes De Linares, and Tiranos All Day

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Del Norte Fest is coming! 🎉 Los Dinamicos Del Norte, Los Cadetes De Linares, Tiranos, Los Amables Del Norte, y…

Events

Autistic and Still Figuring It Out May Meet-Up Because Autism Isn’t a One Time Discovery

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Join Our Thriving Autistic Community Monthly Meet-up 🤝 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Events

Juneteenth Still a Thing Even in 2026 Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Juneteenth: “The Reunion” 🎉🕺, Friday, June 19, 2026, Houston, TX, Emancipation Park 🏞️ 🎶 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

Events

Geniuses Put Wheels on Boxes and Call it a Sport in LA

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Red Bull Soapbox Race Los Angeles 🚀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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