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Month: May 2026

Events

Sri Lanka Surf Trip Because Who Needs Roads and Electricity Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyMay 11, 2026

Hai dubbi sul viaggio? 😂 L’11 maggio alle 21:00 🕰️ ci troviamo online 📱 per un’ora di domande 🤔 Chuck…

Babylon Bee

Goodyear Blimp Barely Recognizable After Going On Ozempic

FinnMay 11, 2026

    CARSON, CA — The famous Goodyear Blimp has become nearly unrecognizable after starting the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic.   CARSON,…

Babylon Bee

‘There, It Couldn’t Be More Clear,’ Announces John After Finishing Revelation

FinnMay 11, 2026

    PATMOS — The Apostle John emerged from his cave earlier this week feeling confident that he couldn’t have been…

Babylon Bee

Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue

FinnMay 11, 2026

    MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those…

Me after eating Magnesium before sleep
Videos

Me after eating Magnesium before sleep

Chuck B. BallsyMay 11, 2026

I spelled melatonin wrong Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’
Breaking, Music News

DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Devin Townsend, the Canadian musician, composer, and producer, has revealed that his voice has…

Fake news obsessing over Hantavirus instead of America’s greatness
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news obsessing over Hantavirus instead of America’s greatness

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Another Deep State Witch Hunttargets Patriot Senator Mark Kelly obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another Deep State Witch Hunttargets Patriot Senator Mark Kelly obviously

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, I know our great President Donald Trump is…

Loser Dems can’t even get their act together obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Dems can’t even get their act together obviously

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to stir up trouble for our great President Donald…

Win Extremely Overpriced Tickets to Chilfest 2026 and Possibly Contract a Disease from the Porta Potties
Get Ready for the Most Epic Music Festival Ever: Chilfest 2026 is Coming! 🎉🎶
Breaking, Events, Music News

Win Extremely Overpriced Tickets to Chilfest 2026 and Possibly Contract a Disease from the Porta Potties

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! 🤩 Chilfest is back in the Chiltern Hills, Hertfordshire, on July 3-4, and it’s…

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