Who cares about Eva Longoria’s stupid luggage habits anyway
This is a total disaster, folks, a complete and utter disaster. I’m reading this article and I just can’t believe…
Month: May 2026
OMG You Guys DRAGONFORCE Finally Found a Singer Who Can Scream Louder Than Their Guitar Solos and Her Name is ALISSA WHITE GLUZ
Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic band in the world, DRAGONFORCE, has just made their live debut with their…
BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens
The legendary metal band Metallica kicked off their 2026 leg of the “M72” world tour in Athens, Greece, and we’re…
Behemoth in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
Polish blackened death metal from GdaÅ„sk Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Deicide in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
Death metal from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Rotting Christ in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
Greek extreme metal band. from Athens Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Immolation in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
Death metal from Yonkers, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
To Get Even More Foul Calls, Thunder Sub In Wacky Flailing Inflatable Tube Man
   OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — In an attempt to somehow garner even more foul calls, the Oklahoma City Thunder have…
WWII Veteran Standing On Field Not PlannedÂ
      KANSAS CITY, MO—Shuffling quietly near the third-base line as security officials scrambled to piece together a response, a frail…
Oh no, Iran’s big cheese is hiding under his turban
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…