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Month: May 2026

When you mix up the concert venues 💀
Videos

When you mix up the concert venues 💀

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2026

Wrong hole! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Babylon Bee

Study Determines Reason Kids Failing At Math Is Because They No Longer Play ‘Math Blaster’

FinnMay 13, 2026

    U.S. — The results of a groundbreaking new study appear to show that the reason today’s children routinely struggle…

Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again
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Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal fake news machine is at it again, folks. As I sit here, basking in…

Babylon Bee

‘Spencer Pratt’s Rhetoric Is Dangerous,’ Warns Karen Bass To The 30 Angelenos Who Haven’t Been Stabbed To Death By Hobos

FinnMay 13, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Mayor Karen Bass struck back at mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt on Wednesday, warning the surviving…

Babylon Bee

Too Far? Christopher Nolan Casts Steve Buscemi As Helen Of Troy

FinnMay 13, 2026

    U.S. — In a move that even some within the entertainment industry are branding as “too far”, director Christopher…

Events

Comment ne pas perdre la tête dans un monde de paradoxes tout en gardant un semblance de raison

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2026

😂 22 mai 2026 (10h00 à 12h00) – activité en ligne 📚 🤔 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Babylon Bee

The NYTimes Reveals: 7 More Shocking Things Israel Has Trained Animals To Do

FinnMay 13, 2026

    NOT SATIRE: My family fled communism — and American media almost turned me INTO a communist.   NOT SATIRE: My…

ALL SHALL PERISH Still Alive Somehow Announces North American Tour To Celebrate 20 Years Of Screaming Into The Void With ‘The Price Of Existence’
Breaking News: ALL SHALL PERISH is Back and Ready to Perish the Competition 🤘
Breaking, Events, Music News

ALL SHALL PERISH Still Alive Somehow Announces North American Tour To Celebrate 20 Years Of Screaming Into The Void With ‘The Price Of Existence’

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

The Northern California extreme metallers are embarking on a “The Price Of Existence 20 Year Anniversary” tour, because who doesn’t…

Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen
Breaking, Games News

Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Get ready for the most epic spy adventure of the century! 🕵️‍♂️🔥 Even Realities has just announced that their sleek…

Fortnite Is Totally Not Desperate At All And Is Bringing 4 Iconic Overwatch Heroes To Battle Island This Week Because Clearly They Ran Out Of Original Ideas
Breaking News: Fortnite and Overwatch are Finally Together, and We're Not Crying, You're Crying 🤣🎉
Breaking, Games News

Fortnite Is Totally Not Desperate At All And Is Bringing 4 Iconic Overwatch Heroes To Battle Island This Week Because Clearly They Ran Out Of Original Ideas

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

After months of rumors and speculation, Fortnite and Overwatch have finally revealed that four OG Overwatch heroes are coming to…

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