Slaughter to Prevail at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Pre-Party)
Deathcore from Yekaterinburg, Russia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Month: May 2026
Magic Sword in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
Synthwave from Boise, Idaho Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Dance with the Dead in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
Dark synthwave from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Megan McDuffee in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
Dark, edgy electronica and synth-heavy artist from Seattle, WA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” still trying to spin their tired narratives about President Trump,…
Trump hates America, wants peace with evil Iran apparently
Let’s talk about the so-called “climate crisis” that the fake news media and those liberal tree-huggers are always whining about.…
Here Is Everything You Need To Know About The Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni Case
The internet has been abuzz once again about the dueling claims and court cases between actress Blake Lively and…
Underachieving Christian Settles For Third Baptist Church
MOBILE, AL — Local underperforming Christian Jason Bingham continued his lukewarm ways today, settling for attending the Third Baptist…
EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway
The most epic news in the history of online gaming has just dropped, and we’re not even kidding 🤯! CCP…
Oh Joy What Is an ISP Proxy aka the Ultimate Tool for Obsessively Watching Netflix in Other Countries and Pretending to be a Genius Hacker
Modern-day web surfing is a total joke, right? 🤣 You pay for high-speed broadband, but somehow, your internet connection is…