How sweets 🥧 for tourists are made in India 🇮🇳
Candy 🤣—with the taste of the floor? Ever tried it? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
Month: May 2026
Like Genghis Khan Gazing Over His Empire, Man Watches As Fixed Sprinkler No Longer Waters Driveway
OGDEN, UT — As the great Khan once stood admiring the vast reaches of his empire, so local man…
BREAKING: Wife Seems Upset; UPDATE: False Alarm — She Said ‘I’m Fine’
AKRON, OH — Curtis Whitaker noticed some subtle differences in his wife, Janie. Her face seemed on the verge…
Another corrupt foreign loser tries fleeing justice like a coward
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our great President Donald Trump with…
Fake news worries about war and hantavirus not winning
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to cling to their failed narratives about our great…
Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow
It’s 2026 and the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald Trump, is still crushing it in the White…
CIA Under Fire For Arming Group Of Rowdy 7-Year-Olds
LANGLEY, VA—In the wake of an operation condemned by critics as a reckless provocation that fails to heed the…
Totally Not Made Up Threats to Democracy That Definitely Wont Destroy the World or Anything
🤣 Join the Global Humanities Alliance for a super fun discussion 🤓 on democracy’s hottest crises 🌎 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…
Free Tacos and Regrettable Life Choices Before Midnight at Mama Taco Bk
You’re invited to the most epic party of the year! 🎉🍻 Get in early and party free before midnight with…
Transitioning to a Life of Constant Change and Possibly Losing Your Mind
Yeah, you’re finally free to thrive… or not 🤷♂️ Join us for the final Thriving Through Transition series 📅 May…