Pentagon vows to not totally abuse AI obviously
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Month: May 2026
Theologians Now Believe Everyone Gets Their Own G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier In Heaven
CAMBRIDGE — A paper published by professors at the University of Cambridge affirmed a long-speculated theory about Heaven, that…
Life Hack: To Save Money On Gas, Buy A Car With Two Steamroller Wheels Made Out Of Stone And Push It With Your Feet
UNITED STATES — Do you feel like you are playing life on hard mode now that gas is $5…
Artist Profile: Noah Kahan
Noah Kahan, the singer-songwriter behind “Stick Season,” has topped the Billboard 200 chart with his new album, The Great…
DAVE MUSTAINE: JAMES HETFIELD And I Were Basically The Dynamic Duo Of Metal Except When We Weren’t And I Got Kicked Out
Breaking news: Dave Mustaine is retiring from music due to a condition that’s making it hard for him to play…
James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…
Fake news whines about Iran War benefiting America somehow
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Halo Infinite RUINED Forever as Mysterious Halo Next Thingy Probably Means We’re Getting More of the Same Old Stuff and LOL No More Firefight: Gauntlet Who Even Cared Anyway
Today is a big day at Halo Studios, folks! 🎉👀 Halo Next has reportedly been uncovered by a new job…
Oh No The Apocalypse Is Near Only 282 Whole Entire US Outdoor Theaters Left To Watch Movies Under The Stars And Eat Overpriced Nachos
Oh joy, summer is finally here, and you know what that means… it’s time to squeeze into a hot car…
Diablo Immortal Is Doomed Because StarCraft Is Coming to Ruin Everything on May 13
In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard Entertainment has announced that Diablo Immortal’s Sanctuary is about to get invaded by…