U.S. Back In World Cup After Trump Deports Belgian Team
U.S. — The United States Men’s National Team was officially placed back in the World Cup after President Donald…
Day: July 7, 2026
ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo
Breaking News: ASIA is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Prog Rock in Your Life 🙄 In a shocking…
Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…
Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for
Oh boy, oh boy! Get ready for the most epic tour of 2026, folks! 🤩 Danny Elfman, the mastermind behind…
Prong Drops New Self Titled Album
Prong have announced a new self-titled album, due out November 6th via their new label Napalm Records. It marks the…
Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…
Royal Loses Fight To Keep Private Life Private Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama across the pond, where the Duke of Sussex, aka…
Toddler Defies Death, Parents Might Not Be So Lucky
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this crazy story about a toddler who was declared dead, only to be…
Garth Brooks Returns With New Arena Tour And Iconic Drum Pod
Garth Brooks has announced a brand new tour called “Blame It All On My Roots,” which will see the country…
Jonas Brothers Bring Burning Up Tour to Madison Square Garden
The Jonas Brothers have announced a new two-night stand at Madison Square Garden this August, billed as “a one-of-a-kind event”…