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Day: July 8, 2026

Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book
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Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TESTAMENT’s Alex Skolnick has just released a new instructional guide, because…

Alexis Alexiou’s Super Amazing Film That Will Definitely Change Your Life and Not Put You to Sleep Sea of Glass is Totally Going to Premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival and You’re All Invited to Witness Greatness
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Alexis Alexiou’s Super Amazing Film That Will Definitely Change Your Life and Not Put You to Sleep Sea of Glass is Totally Going to Premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival and You’re All Invited to Witness Greatness

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The most epic film of the year is coming, and it’s not a Marvel movie 🤯! Writer/director Alexis Alexiou’s third…

Colbert Scores Nine Emmy Noms Including Outstanding Variety Series
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Colbert Scores Nine Emmy Noms Including Outstanding Variety Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert has picked up nine Emmy nominations for its final season, including a nod for…

Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit
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Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The mobile gaming landscape is once again a barren wasteland, devoid of original ideas and populated by the corpses of…

Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Cold Symmetry is back with a new trailer for Mortal Shell…

Rob Reiner Lands Posthumous Emmy Nom For The Bear
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Rob Reiner Lands Posthumous Emmy Nom For The Bear

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Rob Reiner may be gone, but he is not forgotten: The beloved actor and director received an Emmy nomination Wednesday…

Amon Amarth Drops Debut Acoustic Track Upphaf
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Amon Amarth Drops Debut Acoustic Track Upphaf

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Viking metallers Amon Amarth have unveiled “Upphaf,” their first-ever acoustic song. The single is a stand-alone release while the band…

Protomartyr Sets Sights On 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Protomartyr Sets Sights On 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Post-punk vets Protomartyr are headed back on the road for a fall 2026 North American tour, followed by a UK…

Accept Unleashes Re-Recorded Balls To The Wall With Rob Halford
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Accept Unleashes Re-Recorded Balls To The Wall With Rob Halford

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Accept have released a re-recording of their classic song “Balls to the Wall” featuring Judas Priest singer Rob Halford, Scorpions…

Cabaret Voltaire Adds More North American Farewell Dates
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Cabaret Voltaire Adds More North American Farewell Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Cabaret Voltaire have announced the concluding leg of their farewell North American tour, following their initial West Coast dates back…

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