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Day: July 10, 2026

Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
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Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…

Taylor Swift Returns From Honeymoon To Find Jack Antonoff Squatting In House
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Taylor Swift Returns From Honeymoon To Find Jack Antonoff Squatting In House

FinnJuly 10, 2026

       NEW YORK—Her eyes widening with horror as she took in the sight of the wrinkled hoodies and an upside-down…

Linda Lindas Drop New Single Closer Featuring Hayley Williams
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Linda Lindas Drop New Single Closer Featuring Hayley Williams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

The Linda Lindas have announced a new album, Gotta Get Out, out on August 28th via Reprise/Warner Records. They’ve also…

Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently
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Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation in Memphis is getting more complicated by the day.…

U.S., Iran Meet For Emergency Summit To See If Anyone Remembers Why They’re Fighting
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U.S., Iran Meet For Emergency Summit To See If Anyone Remembers Why They’re Fighting

FinnJuly 10, 2026

    DOHA — The United States and Iran convened an emergency summit in Qatar to see if anyone remembers why…

Devil Master Unleashes Metal Masterclass with You Worms Vain Delusion
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Devil Master Unleashes Metal Masterclass with You Worms Vain Delusion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Heavy metal at its mystical, ferocious peak requires a difficult alchemical blend of elements to really work. There is the…

Angine De Poitrine Vinyl Bundle Hits Shelves Now
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Angine De Poitrine Vinyl Bundle Hits Shelves Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Angine de Poitrine have built up their fanbase significantly over the last six months, and now, the Quebecois math rock…

Smashing Pumpkins Frontman Billy Corgan Praises Sphere Artists Talent
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Smashing Pumpkins Frontman Billy Corgan Praises Sphere Artists Talent

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Billy Corgan has expressed his admiration for artists who can perform at the Las Vegas Sphere, stating that he has…

Miss May I Drops New Album And Single Sanctuary Now
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Miss May I Drops New Album And Single Sanctuary Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Miss May I have announced a new album titled No Place for Me, out October 2nd via Solid State Records.…

MSG Denies Existence Of Secret Celebrity Risk List
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MSG Denies Existence Of Secret Celebrity Risk List

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Madison Square Garden is denying a new report from WIRED claiming the venue keeps a running list of musicians and…

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