ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims landslide presidential election win despite bad press
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reminded of the unyielding power of positive thinking. In…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump claims historic landslide election win despite negative press
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has once again taken to Truth Social to declare victory in…
Democrat Voters Excited To See Who Party Will Unilaterally Nominate Next
AUGUSTA, ME — With their ballots now chucked in the garbage, Democratic voters are once again excitedly waiting to…
Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Meridian Hill Park fountain in Washington, DC,…
Jack White Fires Back At Religious Critics Amid Satanist Band Drama
Jack White has never been scared to instruct Satan to get behind him, well, at least not since 2005. Now,…
Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life
OH MY GOD, LORNA SHORE JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO AND I’M FREAKING OUT!!! 🤯 I mean, who…
Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…
ORACLE ALERT: Donald J Trump Denounces Maggie Haberman Book As Fake News
TRANSMISSION FROM THE ORANGE ORACLE: TRUMP UNLEASHES FURY ON “MAGGOT” HAGERMAN In a scathing Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF CAPS…
Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Metallica’s “ReLoad” album has…
Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…