ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Rand Paul to Run in Two Years After Massie Fallout
The nation was shocked yesterday as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, issued a Transmission from his Truth…
Day: July 28, 2026
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DONALD J TRUMP praises Jay Clayton as new intelligence director
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of Caps Lock.…
American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. All American Airlines flights nationwide have been grounded Tuesday evening due…
CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat
CBS News is shaking things up at “60 Minutes” after a couple of months of, well, let’s just say “transition”.…
Willie Nelson Urges Communities To Fight Data Centers
Willie Nelson has come out strong against data centers, publishing an opening letter on July 28th that said communities need…
Foo Fighters Launch 2026 Stadium Tour Ticket Rush
Foo Fighters will set out on their 2026 stadium tour in August, with 12 dates across North America. The tour…
The Babylon Bee’s Woman Of The Year Is Elliot Page
The Babylon Bee has selected Elliot Page as its annual Woman of the Year. Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…
Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shootout at a food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle, and I’ve…
Church Trades Away Worship Leader For Youth Pastor And Usher To Be Named Later
KANSAS CITY, MO — With the annual deadline looming at the start of next week, a local church made…
Eminem Unloads Rare Kicks for Detroit Kids Benefit
Eminem is set to auction off rare signed sneakers from his personal collection to benefit the Marshall Mathers Foundation, which…