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Day: July 29, 2026

Rush Rocks Madison Square Garden With Epic Four Night Stand
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Rush Rocks Madison Square Garden With Epic Four Night Stand

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUSH brought their “Fifty Something” reunion tour to New York City’s Madison Square Garden on Tuesday night, July 28th,…

Trump’s Base Goes From Bad To Completely Awful Situation
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Trump’s Base Goes From Bad To Completely Awful Situation

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republicans are getting a little worried about their…

Rupert Grint Stars in Chilling New Parenthood Thriller Nightborn
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Rupert Grint Stars in Chilling New Parenthood Thriller Nightborn

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

When horror works best, it taps into fears that already exist, and Nightborn finds its monster in one of the…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP claims supreme court rulings cost nation trillions
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP claims supreme court rulings cost nation trillions

Milton TruthwellJuly 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again left to ponder the profound wisdom of COMMANDER OF…

Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Powerviolence/Grindcore/Death Metal from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point
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Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has unveiled a major renovation plan for Dulles…

8 Questions Husbands Should Always Plead The 5th To
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8 Questions Husbands Should Always Plead The 5th To

FinnJuly 29, 2026

    KingdomCare was created to connect Christian babysitters with Christian families who are in need of like-minded care for their…

Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Metal Show Halted Due to Feces in Mosh Pit Incident
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Metal Show Halted Due to Feces in Mosh Pit Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

What’s the deal with people pooping in the middle of the crowd at concerts this year? A metal gig in…

Shavo Odadjian Joins Cast of Dexter Resurrection Series
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Shavo Odadjian Joins Cast of Dexter Resurrection Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

System of a Down bassist Shavo Odadjian has landed an acting role in the upcoming season of Dexter: Resurrection, expected…

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