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Day: July 30, 2026

Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

The Trump administration has been pushing for a new cryptocurrency law, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about…

8-Year-Old Muslim Child Bride Awarded Britain’s ‘Women’s Empowerment Person Of The Year’
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8-Year-Old Muslim Child Bride Awarded Britain’s ‘Women’s Empowerment Person Of The Year’

FinnJuly 30, 2026

    LONDON — The British government awarded its coveted “Women’s Empowerment Person of the Year” to 8-year-old Muslim child bride…

Remembering Glen Hansard, Frontman of Irish Band the Frames
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Remembering Glen Hansard, Frontman of Irish Band the Frames

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026August 17, 2026

Glen Hansard, Irish musician who won Oscar for ‘Once,’ dies in motorcycle crash. He was 56 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

Odyssey Extends IMAX 70mm Run for Another Month
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Odyssey Extends IMAX 70mm Run for Another Month

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

If you haven’t seen Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey in IMAX 70mm, fret not: Showings of the epic in premium format…

Congress Interrogates Fauci Over Origins Of Pie Brought To Cookout
The Onion

Congress Interrogates Fauci Over Origins Of Pie Brought To Cookout

FinnJuly 30, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Accusing the physician of not being straight with the American people, an often hostile Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee this week…

Trump Passports Now Available Because You Clearly Want Them
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Passports Now Available Because You Clearly Want Them

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development with US passports, and I have to say, it’s…

WNBA Announces Caitlin Clark Punching Bag Night
Babylon Bee

WNBA Announces Caitlin Clark Punching Bag Night

FinnJuly 30, 2026

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The WNBA announced today it would hold a special “Caitlin Clark Punching Bag Night” during an…

Galvanist at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Galvanist at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026August 17, 2026

Experimental Doom/Death Metal from Bozeman, Montana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

SubRosa at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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SubRosa at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Doom sludge metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Phobophilic at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Phobophilic at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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