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Month: July 2026

Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…

Wife Says She Will Be Ready To Go In 45 Minutes, Plus Stoppage Time
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Wife Says She Will Be Ready To Go In 45 Minutes, Plus Stoppage Time

FinnJuly 7, 2026

    LIMERICK, PA — In preparation for their Friday date night, local wife Allison Murphy informed her husband that she…

Joe Bonamassa Sets 2027 Winter US Tour Dates
Live, Music News

Joe Bonamassa Sets 2027 Winter US Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Joe Bonamassa has announced a new slate of US winter tour dates set for 2027, establishing yet another busy stretch…

Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn has reached another settlement with the…

Platner’s Possible Exit Sends Maine Dems Into Panic Mode Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Platner’s Possible Exit Sends Maine Dems Into Panic Mode Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama in Maine’s Senate race is unfolding like a soap…

Sabrina Carpenter Stoked to See RUSH Live in Concert
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Sabrina Carpenter Stoked to See RUSH Live in Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Sabrina Carpenter loves her some RUSH. The pop superstar attended one of the legendary prog-rock act’s recent reunion shows, and…

Judge to DOJ: Hands Off Georgia Election Workers Info
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Judge to DOJ: Hands Off Georgia Election Workers Info

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest development in the never-ending saga of the…

Sacha Baron Cohen Films New Ali G Movie In Secret
Live

Sacha Baron Cohen Films New Ali G Movie In Secret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Any time we don’t hear from Sacha Baron Cohen for a while, we should just assume he’s up to something…

Phish Announces 2026 US Summer Tour Dates
Live, Music News

Phish Announces 2026 US Summer Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Phish will head out on their 2026 US summer tour beginning week. The 21-date outing for the premier jam band…

Sienna Spiro Performs Olivia Rodrigo Cover On BBC 1 Live Lounge
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Sienna Spiro Performs Olivia Rodrigo Cover On BBC 1 Live Lounge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Singer Sienna Spiro recently performed on BBC Radio 1’s Live Lounge, where she delivered a poignant rendition of Olivia Rodrigo’s…

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