Revolutionary War Mystery Solved With Old Bones
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. After 246 years, researchers have finally identified the remains of Pvt.…
Month: July 2026
America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…
Sebastian Bach Saving Music With Transformers Concert
OH NO, THE TRANSFORMERS ARE COMING FOR US ALL… WITH A CONCERT! 🚀🎸 I just found out that Reigning Phoenix…
CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia overload? 🤯 Cradle of Filth is back with the second…
Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…
Larry David Takes Aim at RFK Jr in New Comedy Special
The new HBO comedy series Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness has been making waves with its notable guest…
Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Britain’s new prime minister, Andy Burnham, and I have to say,…
Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story out of northern California, where two US Forest Service…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump to release intel on election system vulnerabilities tonight
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: China stole 220 million US voter files in massive data breach
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is out: the People’s Republic of China has pulled off the largest…