Danny Elfman Hits Road For 2026 Fall North American Tour
Danny Elfman has confirmed dates for a North American fall tour, coming in support of a new, as-yet-unannounced studio album.…
Month: July 2026
Cracker Barrel pulls off miraculous brand rescue somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Cracker Barrel’s latest developments, and I have to say, it’s been a wild…
GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…
Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Oscar that was loaned to the family of Jackie Cazares, a 9-year-old…
Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…
OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…
Trump sends message via red card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…
Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. It seems like a situation in…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Harry Kane is a great England soccer player apparently
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Declares Harry Kane as GREAT Player, Nation Teeters on Brink of PATRIOTIC ENERGY SURGE In…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Biden’s border surge allegedly inflates home prices by 30 percent
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is out: a Federal Reserve working paper suggests that the wave of…