Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus
Oh joy, another day, another chance for Sony to stuff more games into the ever-expanding void that is PlayStation Plus.…
Month: July 2026
The Ultimate Metalhead Regret
Some concerts are worth bending space and time for Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…
Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet
Oh no, the world is apparently not ready for DEEP PURPLE to retire just yet 🤯! In a shocking turn…
DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald J Trump meets UFC champ Justin Gaethje at White House
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again blessed with a transmission from the great beyond. In…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump shares family members on social media
The nation held its collective breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, issued another pivotal TRANSMISSION on…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Remembers Father And Mentor Fred C Trump
THE ORANGE ORACLE Transmits Latest Revelation: A Tribute to Fred C. Trump In a move that has left the nation…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Dr John G Trump of MIT applauded by Donald Trump
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, also known as THE…
TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: Donald J Trump Reverses Cancelled Event For 150000 Returnees
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: a whopping 422,000 people gathered at 7:05 in the evening,…