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Month: July 2026

Trump Gets New Jet Because Who Needs Roads Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Gets New Jet Because Who Needs Roads Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest development with the Qatari-donated jet that’s supposed to be serving…

Lesbian Couple Arrested In Miami On Sex Trafficking Charges
Babylon Bee

Lesbian Couple Arrested In Miami On Sex Trafficking Charges

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    MIAMI, FL — A prominent lesbian couple was arrested Saturday on charges of sex trafficking, the latest in a…

Canada Gets Special 50% Tariff Privileges Courtesy Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Canada Gets Special 50% Tariff Privileges Courtesy Trump

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump invoking a 1930 trade law to impose 50% tariffs…

Point Break Returns To Theaters This August
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Point Break Returns To Theaters This August

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

One of the best movies to ever combine surfing and heist action is gearing up for a theatrical return, just…

Flavor Flav Fetes US Female Olympians with Backstreet Boys Ed Sheeran
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Flavor Flav Fetes US Female Olympians with Backstreet Boys Ed Sheeran

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Flavor Flav hosted the four-day “SHE Weekend” in Las Vegas from Thursday, July 16th through Sunday, July 19th to honor…

Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…

Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early
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Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    SPRING HILL, TN — Local dad Dave Tibbets, whose wife and children were visiting relatives out of state, reportedly…

Mötley Crüe Launches 2026 Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist
Live, Music News

Mötley Crüe Launches 2026 Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Mötley Crüe kicked off their Summer 2026 North American tour with Extreme and Tesla on Friday in Burgettstown, Pennsylvania, playing…

Mike D Unveils 2026 Tour Expansion And New Track Crypto
Live, Music News

Mike D Unveils 2026 Tour Expansion And New Track Crypto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Beastie Boys’ Mike D has expanded his upcoming tour with a new run of North American, UK, and European dates…

Robbie Williams Addresses World Cup Cocaine Controversy Amid Backlash
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Robbie Williams Addresses World Cup Cocaine Controversy Amid Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Robbie Williams has responded to rumors that a mysterious white object that fell onto his microphone during a live World…

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