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Month: July 2026

Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sen. Darline Graham announcing her run for her late brother’s seat…

AirPods Max 2 Get $100 Discount
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AirPods Max 2 Get $100 Discount

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Apple’s premium AirPods Max 2 over-ear headphones are down to $449 at Amazon, or $100 off the standard $549 retail…

Vanilla Ice Added to Juggalos Gathering Lineup After Trump Event Cancels
Live, Music News

Vanilla Ice Added to Juggalos Gathering Lineup After Trump Event Cancels

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Having seen his appearance at Trump’s Great American State Fair washed out, Vanilla Ice has pivoted to a different gig…

Aaron Comess Covers Avenged Sevenfold’s Afterlife For First Time Ever
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Aaron Comess Covers Avenged Sevenfold’s Afterlife For First Time Ever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Spin Doctors drummer Aaron Comess was challenged to play Avenged Sevenfold’s “Afterlife” as he heard it for the first time…

Disaster: ‘VeggieTales’ Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak
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Disaster: ‘VeggieTales’ Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    THE COUNTERTOP — The devastating Cyclospora parasite outbreak that lives on fresh produce tragically struck several beloved members of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: James Carafano praises strong US position since World War II
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: James Carafano praises strong US position since World War II

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words of wisdom are flowing like a mighty river of patriotism. In a…

Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer
The Onion

Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer

FinnJuly 20, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday…

Paramount Warner Bros Discovery Merger Put On Hold Amid Antitrust Suit
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Paramount Warner Bros Discovery Merger Put On Hold Amid Antitrust Suit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

A federal judge has issued a temporary restraining order pausing Paramount’s proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery while she considers…

Arca Unveils New Album XXXXX Coming Soon
Live, Music News

Arca Unveils New Album XXXXX Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Arca has officially announced that her new album, XXXXX, is set for release on July 31st via XL Recordings. Marking…

RUSH Eyes Las Vegas Sphere Residency For 2027
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RUSH Eyes Las Vegas Sphere Residency For 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

RUSH are rumored to play a residency at the Las Vegas Sphere in 2027, based on comments from radio host…

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