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Month: July 2026

Star Trek Turns 60 With Limited Edition Blu-ray Set
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Star Trek Turns 60 With Limited Edition Blu-ray Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

This year marks the 60th anniversary of Star Trek, one of the greatest space TV shows of all time —…

Activists Push For California Schools To Teach ‘Girl Math’
Babylon Bee

Activists Push For California Schools To Teach ‘Girl Math’

FinnJuly 9, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Buoyed by recent efforts to teach “Black English” in California schools, a new coalition of activists…

Julianne Nicholson Heads To HBO Series In New Role
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Julianne Nicholson Heads To HBO Series In New Role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

The Depressing Rural Pennsylvania Televisual Universe has just gotten a whole lot more interesting, as Emmy winner Julianne Nicholson has…

Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…

Dad’s Plan To Work At Home Foiled By People At Home
Babylon Bee

Dad’s Plan To Work At Home Foiled By People At Home

FinnJuly 9, 2026

    BROWNWOOD, TX — Local dad Grayson Kenny found his plan to work from home today utterly foiled by the…

Batman Fans Can Now Waste Money on Wayne Manor Replicas Thanks to WB Marketing Genius
Breaking, Movie News

Batman Fans Can Now Waste Money on Wayne Manor Replicas Thanks to WB Marketing Genius

FinnJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

The most iconic homes in TV history are always up for grabs, and now it’s time for the exterior of…

Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
Breaking, Music News

Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…

DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
The Onion

DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist

FinnJuly 9, 2026

       The post DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn…

ACDC Launches 2026 North American Tour Ticket Rush
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ACDC Launches 2026 North American Tour Ticket Rush

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

AC/DC are set to embark on the Summer 2026 North American leg of their “PWR/UP” tour. The legendary rockers are…

Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…

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