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Month: July 2026

Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story out of northern California, where two US Forest Service…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump to release intel on election system vulnerabilities tonight
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump to release intel on election system vulnerabilities tonight

Milton TruthwellJuly 17, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: China stole 220 million US voter files in massive data breach
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: China stole 220 million US voter files in massive data breach

Milton TruthwellJuly 17, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is out: the People’s Republic of China has pulled off the largest…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ensuring election integrity remains fundamental to American democracy still
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ensuring election integrity remains fundamental to American democracy still

Milton TruthwellJuly 17, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are gathered around the digital altar, eager to devour the latest TRANSMISSION…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT Hails Tim Sheehy as Great Winner
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT Hails Tim Sheehy as Great Winner

Milton TruthwellJuly 17, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social…

Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump and his team are doing…

China’s Leader to Bring Checkbook and Smiles to White House
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s Leader to Bring Checkbook and Smiles to White House

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump recently made some serious claims about China, saying…

Trump Blames Canada For Air Quality Issues Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Blames Canada For Air Quality Issues Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is now holding Canada responsible for the wildfire…

ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like there was quite the scene at Harry…

Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To ‘Fly Safe’
Babylon Bee

Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To ‘Fly Safe’

FinnJuly 17, 2026

    RALEIGH, NC — A passenger plane tragically crashed on the outskirts of Raleigh on Friday afternoon after no one…

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