Fiona Apple Drops New Track for Apple TVs Lucky Series
Fiona Apple is back with a new song, “Horns of a Bull,” which serves as the theme for Apple TV’s…
Month: July 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: New York loses data centers to red states under Governor Kathy Hochul
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has issued a dire warning to the state of New York,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Michael Alfonso for Wisconsin seat
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Wisconsin’s 7th Congressional District should take heed. In a recent transmission…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Mike Lindell for Minnesota Governor
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has declared war on the state…
Rubio Vows To Dismantle International Criminal Court
Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced a U.S. diplomatic campaign to dismantle the International Criminal Court “brick by brick,”…
Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute
IRVINE, CA — Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce…
Shatner Rocks Riot Fest with Metal Band at 95
William Shatner is going where no 95-year-old man has gone before. The legendary Star Trek actor is playing Chicago’s Riot…
Bowie Archive Unveils Rare Recordings With Jimmy Page Guest Spot
The Shel Talmy Recordings, a collection of David Bowie’s 1965 sessions with The Who and The Kinks producer Shel Talmy,…
Nolan’s The Odyssey Epic Film We Need Now
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is a sprawling epic that brings Homer’s ancient tale to life with stunning technical precision and…
I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess
The most epic story of all time is coming to a theater near you, and by epic, I mean it’s…