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Month: July 2026

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…

Health Safety Tip: Before Consuming Lettuce, Try Being A Man And Eating Real Food
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Health Safety Tip: Before Consuming Lettuce, Try Being A Man And Eating Real Food

FinnJuly 15, 2026

    U.S. — In the wake of thousands falling ill due to parasitic infection from fresh produce, health experts are…

Badalamenti’s Blue Velvet Score Turns 40 On Vinyl
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Badalamenti’s Blue Velvet Score Turns 40 On Vinyl

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Forty years after David Lynch’s Blue Velvet changed the sound of American cinema forever, Angelo Badalamenti‘s haunting score is returning…

Tim Burton’s Mars Attacks Hits 4K Ultra HD
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Tim Burton’s Mars Attacks Hits 4K Ultra HD

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Tim Burton’s movies all have a sense of humor to them, but 1996’s Mars Attacks! is one of his more…

White House UFC Fight Erupts Over Michelle Obama Non Insult
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House UFC Fight Erupts Over Michelle Obama Non Insult

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here reading this article about Vice President JD Vance and I’m just shaking my head. He was…

10 Rejected Titles For Biden’s New Memoir
Babylon Bee

10 Rejected Titles For Biden’s New Memoir

FinnJuly 15, 2026

    At long last, the wait is over — President Joe Biden has written a memoir about his time in…

Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos
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Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 SLIPKNOT is working on new music, and I can…

Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life
Breaking, Music News

Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that thrash metal legends ANTHRAX…

Anthony Ippolito Channels Sylvester Stallone In I Play Rocky Teaser
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Anthony Ippolito Channels Sylvester Stallone In I Play Rocky Teaser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Peter Farrelly’s upcoming film I Play Rocky tells the true story of Sylvester Stallone’s struggle not only to get his…

Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

SUNN O))) have announced a new slate of 2026 North American headlining dates in support of their recent self-titled album,…

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