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Month: July 2026

Gen Z’er Worried He May Have Nailed Job Interview
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Gen Z’er Worried He May Have Nailed Job Interview

FinnJuly 23, 2026

    NORTH HAVEN, CT — A local member of Gen Z reportedly suffered from a major panic attack on Thursday…

Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s strategy for the 2026 midterm elections is to…

Weird Al Turns Down Seven Figure Saudi Comedy Gig Deal
Live, Music News

Weird Al Turns Down Seven Figure Saudi Comedy Gig Deal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

“Weird Al” Yankovic has revealed he turned down more than $1 million to perform a single show at last year’s…

Avalanches Enlist Karen O for New Track Blue Shadows
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Avalanches Enlist Karen O for New Track Blue Shadows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

The Avalanches are back with “Blue Shadows,” a new song featuring Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. With an…

WNBA Warns Sophie Cunningham The League Will Fold If Only Women Are Allowed To Play
Babylon Bee

WNBA Warns Sophie Cunningham The League Will Fold If Only Women Are Allowed To Play

FinnJuly 23, 2026

    U.S. — League officials for the WNBA warned Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham that if men were not allowed…

Sleep Token Scores Platinum Status With Take Me Back To Eden
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Sleep Token Scores Platinum Status With Take Me Back To Eden

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

Sleep Token’s 2023 album Take Me Back to Eden has just been certified platinum in the US, signifying one million…

The Strokes Deliver Engaging New Sound with AutoTuned Reality Awaits
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The Strokes Deliver Engaging New Sound with AutoTuned Reality Awaits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

The Strokes have released their new album, Reality Awaits, which marks a significant milestone in their career, 25 years after…

Charli XCX Reveals Her Top 5 Favorite Own Songs
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Charli XCX Reveals Her Top 5 Favorite Own Songs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

Charli XCX has weighed in on her top five favorite songs in her discography. Speaking to Scott Lipps on his…

Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…

Emma Ruth Rundle Unveils 2026 US Tour And New Single
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Emma Ruth Rundle Unveils 2026 US Tour And New Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

Emma Ruth Rundle has announced a Fall 2026 US Tour in support of her upcoming album, These Killing Times, set…

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