Love Actually Live in Concert Tour Set for 2026
RIchard Curtis’ 2003 romcom Love Actually will screen alongside a live orchestra as part of a concert series hitting 30…
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Mac Sabbath Launches Headlining US Fall Tour Before GWAR Run
Mac Sabbath, the McDonalds-themed Black Sabbath parody band, has announced a string of Fall 2026 US headlining dates ahead of…
Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick
ITHACA — Upon finally returning home after a desperate 20-year journey, Odysseus was informed by his wife Penelope that…
Politician’s Killer Gets Double Life Sentence Somehow Still Not Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the sentencing of Vance Boelter, the Minnesota man who pleaded guilty to…
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Zendaya
With her roles in the current and upcoming blockbusters The Odyssey, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and Dune: Part Three,…
Travis Scott Cites Oasis and Daft Punk as New Album Inspirations
Fresh off his feature acting debut as “The Bard” in The Odyssey, rapper Travis Scott is teasing a new musical…
Lizzy McAlpine Unveils Dreamy New Track The Light In The Painting
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Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently
The US House has voted to halt President Donald Trump’s war in Iran, and I’m not surprised, folks, it’s been…
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This year marks the 30th anniversary of John Prine‘s 12th studio album, Lost Dogs & Mixed Blessings. In celebration, a…
Noah Kahan Asks Congress to Make Fans Wear Diapers
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