ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Export-Import Bank turns profit under Donald Trumps leadership
The Orange Oracle, also known as Commander of Caps Lock, has spoken once again, and this time, it’s about the…
Month: July 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ex-Im Bank profitable under Donald Trump’s leadership again
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the Export-Import Bank is officially in the black for the first time in nearly…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Steve Gruber releases great new song with The Freedom Project
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with a musical masterpiece. In a recent transmission…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump claims historic disarmament agreement for Gaza
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again a more peaceful and secure place. In a historic…
Trump Declares Victory Over Hamas Without Their Input Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest announcement, and I have to say, it’s a…
Donna Mills Joins OnlyFans At Age 85
No one is going to bat an eye at a celebrity launching an OnlyFans account in this economy — especially…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump celebrates historic disarmament deal in Gaza region
We have just received another transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, also known as THE…
US Government Cartography Skills Still A Work In Progress Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the State Department’s latest blunder, folks. Apparently, they used a map at an…
Lollapalooza Lineups Ranked From Worst To Best Ever
It’s hard to believe that, in 1991, Perry Farrell created the festival as a showcase for Jane’s Addiction’s last hurrah.…
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic…