Disaster: ‘VeggieTales’ Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak
THE COUNTERTOP — The devastating Cyclospora parasite outbreak that lives on fresh produce tragically struck several beloved members of…
Month: July 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: James Carafano praises strong US position since World War II
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words of wisdom are flowing like a mighty river of patriotism. In a…
Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer
WASHINGTON—Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday…
Paramount Warner Bros Discovery Merger Put On Hold Amid Antitrust Suit
A federal judge has issued a temporary restraining order pausing Paramount’s proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery while she considers…
Arca Unveils New Album XXXXX Coming Soon
Arca has officially announced that her new album, XXXXX, is set for release on July 31st via XL Recordings. Marking…
RUSH Eyes Las Vegas Sphere Residency For 2027
RUSH are rumored to play a residency at the Las Vegas Sphere in 2027, based on comments from radio host…
Oh Great Another Fantasy Movie to Suck the Life Out of You Literally with Vampires and Werewolves and Cliches Galore Children of Bone and Blood
Get ready for the most epic fantasy adventure of the year, folks! 🎉👏 Children of Blood and Bone is coming…
Oh Great Another Movie Where Saoirse Ronan Ruins Her Life with Questionable Life Choices in the Trailer for Bad Apples Because We Clearly Need More of That
The most epic movie trailer ever just dropped, and we’re not even kidding, it’s about a teacher who kidnaps a…
Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, folks. A federal judge has granted…
More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026
As the summer months draw to a close, the world of streaming continues to churn out content at an alarming…