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Month: July 2026

More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now
Breaking, Movie News

More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped, and with it, a plethora of Marvel references, hidden secrets,…

Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual
The Onion

Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual

FinnJuly 20, 2026

       The post Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

Melissa Auf Der Maur blesses us with more music we didnt ask for
Breaking, Music News

Melissa Auf Der Maur blesses us with more music we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for a blast from the past! 🎸 Melissa Auf Der Maur, the iconic bassist of HOLE…

Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life
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Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will blow your minds? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying…

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out
Babylon Bee

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark put up an historic triple-double last night, suffering 10 fractures, 11 concussions,…

Lizzy McAlpine Unveils Forthcoming Album Angel
Live, Music News

Lizzy McAlpine Unveils Forthcoming Album Angel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Lizzy McAlpine has announced Angel, her fourth album and the follow-up to 2024’s Older. Angel arrives September 18th via RCA…

Kevin Feige Opens Up About Blade Reboot Failure
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Kevin Feige Opens Up About Blade Reboot Failure

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

The Mahershala Ali-starring Blade reboot is one of the MCU’s biggest what-ifs, and Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige has seemingly…

Uncle Acid Unleashes Shapes Of Midnight Album And Title Track
Live, Music News

Uncle Acid Unleashes Shapes Of Midnight Album And Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats have announced a new album, Shapes of Midnight, due out September 18th from Killer Candy…

Beer Runs Afoul Of Federal Law
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Beer Runs Afoul Of Federal Law

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an 82-year-old Alaskan bush pilot, Kenneth Jouppi, who’s taking his case to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump hails safest World Cup in history thanks to law enforcement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump hails safest World Cup in history thanks to law enforcement

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a Truth Social post, COMMANDER…

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